"You can always wear it when out in the field. I won't tell." Problem solved.
She cracks a smile at the sight of the hoodie. Personae non grata? Apparently not. "Heh. Look at how small it is! That's pretty cute." No doubt there's at least one kid back at the Post Office who would want that thing in a heartbeat. It isn't very warm. It wouldn't do much good against a blizzard in the heart of winter. But it's... enough.
A long pause. Then:
"...On a scale of one to ten, how evil would it be to make a trek to Yankee Stadium and stick that in the locker room?"
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She cracks a smile at the sight of the hoodie. Personae non grata? Apparently not. "Heh. Look at how small it is! That's pretty cute." No doubt there's at least one kid back at the Post Office who would want that thing in a heartbeat. It isn't very warm. It wouldn't do much good against a blizzard in the heart of winter. But it's... enough.
A long pause. Then:
"...On a scale of one to ten, how evil would it be to make a trek to Yankee Stadium and stick that in the locker room?"
Probably at least one hundred.