"Well, he is a dumbshit," Voodoo says. "Maybe he just - didn't see 'em."

The next scene is of the exterior of a coal mine. Zoolander is talking to his father and two brothers, all black with coal dust.

"I thought maybe I could work the mines with you guys. You know, all the Zoolander men together again, like when we were kids."

"Times have changed, boy. You wouldn't last one day down those coal pits."

"Can't you at least pretend to be happy to see me, pop?"

"Damn it, Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor. Do us all a favor and...get out of here."

Voodoo lets out a low whistle. "Even my old man wouldn't have been that harsh."