As the movie cuts to a walk-off between Hansel and Zoolander, Rabbit protests. "Hey, I didn't buy it, that look on your face was just freaking me out!"
"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?" Hansel asks.
"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?" Zoolander retorts.
"Well, you go first."
"I don't know. Maybe I felt a little threatened or something...'cause your career is kind of just blossoming...and mine's kind of winding down or whatever. And I felt like, 'this guy's really hurting me'...and it hurt. And I felt like when you told me to 'dere-lick' my balls...that really hurt."
"Maybe I was scared, man. You're Derek Zoolander!"
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Date: 2016-05-23 07:52 pm (UTC)"Bullshit," Voodoo says as the movie then cuts to a car interior, then a cemetery, then to Derek and Hansel talking it out. "You bought it like hundred-peso ass in Manila. Now shut up, the movie's still on."
"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?" Hansel asks.
"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?" Zoolander retorts.
"Well, you go first."
"I don't know. Maybe I felt a little threatened or something...'cause your career is kind of just blossoming...and mine's kind of winding down or whatever. And I felt like, 'this guy's really hurting me'...and it hurt. And I felt like when you told me to 'dere-lick' my balls...that really hurt."
"Maybe I was scared, man. You're Derek Zoolander!"