Matinee

May. 20th, 2016 10:21 pm
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For once, the streets are quiet.

Between the rescue mission at the trainyard, the storming of the WarrenGate power plant, and the skirmish at the New Law tenements, there's been a lot less movement in the city the past few weeks. The Rikers have retreated to lick their wounds. The Cleaners have gone quiet (or as quiet as a gang of men on garbage trucks can be). Even the LMB have stopped rattling their sabers from Kips Bay. It isn't a real peace. There's still a lot left to do. But for now, the JTF is breathing a little easier.

Not Lindianne, though. Ever since she came limping back to base with Voodoo and the others, she's been on strict orders to take it easy. She's had her nose set and it's healing well. There's been no need for her to head outside the wire. There's no imminent threat to the base or to personnel. So she's been spending her time trying to help in smaller ways.

And slowly going stir-crazy.

Right now, she's deep in conversation with one of the civilians. "Look, uh, Finnegan," she says with a shrug. "I know you guys like that movie. But maybe, just maybe, we can watch something other than that one about Luna Park?" He looks a little annoyed at the suggestion. Lindianne sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose. "Yeah, I know. It's either that or everyone starts arguing again. I get it. Just... think it over, okay?"

He doesn't answer; all he does it raise his eyebrows, then turn and head back towards a knot of civilians. Lindianne, meanwhile, sighs. She sequesters herself out near the supply room with a dog-eared paperback novel somebody scavenged from a nearby drugstore. It's a terrible read, but it's better than having to deal with the same damn movie for the 800th time.

What she'd give for something else right now.

Date: 2016-05-21 08:07 pm (UTC)
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A nod. "I can dig it."

Sci-fi isn't his thing, but how bad can anything with Han Solo in the lead be?



The "movie theater" in the post office isn't a movie theater in the sense that any of them are used to. It's really just a whole lot of chairs gathered together in front of a flatscreen in an isolated corner of the building, far out of the way of JTF personnel doing work. Civilians are starting to gather as word gets around, and Preacher starts hooking up the DVD player as Voodoo and Rabbit find seats next to Parker.

"Mother's in the Situation Room with Faye," Voodoo says. "Don't know what for, yet."

"Scuttlebutt's that they've got a lock on Barrett," Rabbit says. "Say she set up shop just north of Central Park."

"Bullshit. I heard it was something to do with Ferro. Ain't they following up on some explosion at a construction site in the East Village?"

Rabbit snorts as Preacher finishes up and walks back towards them as the movie starts. "What explosion? If something blew that close to home, we'd be out there with Parker instead of here."

Date: 2016-05-21 10:29 pm (UTC)
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Rabbit grins. "Old brick-and-mortar rental place down 8th. It was in the back room. You like it?"

Preacher smiles, while Voodoo's hiding his face in one hand, trying to hide the way his shoulders shake. "Fuuuck, Rabbit. Even for you, this is pretty screwball."

After the awards ceremony and some introspection from Zoolander, the movie quickly cuts to a Manhattan apartment where he and three other male models converse. There's a minute or two of infighting before Zoolander delivers the famous line:

"Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really...really ridiculously good-looking? I mean, maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives. Like helping people."

"Uh, Derek, what people?"

"I don't know. People who need help."


Rabbit elbows Parker back, pointing to the screen. "Watch this. This next sequence is so stupid it's funny."

"You know what could really help you sort through these important issues?"

"What?"

"Orange mocha frappuccino!"
Edited Date: 2016-05-21 10:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-05-22 01:23 am (UTC)
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"Yeah," Voodoo says, clapping him on the shoulder, "but he's our lunatic."

The movie cuts to a funeral on the banks of the Hudson. Manhattan stands in the background, with Zoolander standing at the podium, dressed in white.

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me," he says. "And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think. If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us...it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features...it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

"They should've been grapes," Voodoo grunts, shaking his head as he fails to suppress a grin. "They'd've fit right in on Stinkin' Lincoln."

Rabbit snorts. "Don't think you want to bring up your shoe days here, Voodoo-"

"Jesus, Rabbit, come on-"

Rabbit persists, slapping him on the shoulder. "Tell Parker about your line-crossing. You know, kissing the Royal Baby's belly?"

Voodoo sighs, gesturing to the flatscreen. "But we got a fuckin' movie goin' on-"

And now Preacher leans forward, looking at Voodoo as Zoolander announces his retirement. "Didn't your senior chief put you in the drag swimsuit contest?"

"Almost, he almost did-"

Date: 2016-05-22 06:23 pm (UTC)
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And now it's Rabbit's turn to scoff. "'Mister Rule-Abiding'? You've never been on a leave block with him."

Voodoo groans, holding his face in one hand. "It's part of the line-crossing ceremony. Each department has to get one dude in drag to be judged by King Neptune and his court for a shot at being the next royal concubine."

Rabbit elbows Parker in the ribs, matching her grin. "He was his Senior's first choice."

"I was not the first choice, I was the backup. Senior went with a dude two bunks aft of me. Some noodle named Hackel."

"He still had you try on the outfit."

Voodoo's sigh is like that of an overworked mule. "Yeah. Yeah, he did."

And Rabbit nudges Parker again, leaning in to whisper into her ear. "Bikini top, blonde wig, eyeliner and sport shorts." He wiggles his eyebrows. "Paints quite a picture, doesn't it?"

Date: 2016-05-22 07:10 pm (UTC)
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Rabbit shrugs. "That's what I said. Apparently blonde was all they had."

"Would you two shut it already? The fuckin' movie's still on."

"I'm going back home," Zoolander says as he leaves Ballstein's office. "I need to get in touch with my roots, figure out who I am. See you around, Maurey."

The next shot is of a long pan across a large forest. Large blue font proclaims this to be COAL MINING COUNTRY, SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY, and the next shot has Zoolander walking along a unpaved road in attire more suited to a fashion show than coal-mining country as Rufus Wainwright plays in the background.

"You'd think he could afford a plane ticket," Rabbit says. "Or a bus pass."

Date: 2016-05-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
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"Well, he is a dumbshit," Voodoo says. "Maybe he just - didn't see 'em."

The next scene is of the exterior of a coal mine. Zoolander is talking to his father and two brothers, all black with coal dust.

"I thought maybe I could work the mines with you guys. You know, all the Zoolander men together again, like when we were kids."

"Times have changed, boy. You wouldn't last one day down those coal pits."

"Can't you at least pretend to be happy to see me, pop?"

"Damn it, Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor. Do us all a favor and...get out of here."


Voodoo lets out a low whistle. "Even my old man wouldn't have been that harsh."

Date: 2016-05-23 12:12 am (UTC)
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The SEALs look to each other.

Then Rabbit nods. "Navy's not that strict, but - it doesn't pay for us to chat up our neighbors."

"It's not like they disincentivize settling down," Preacher says, leaning back in his chair. "But as far as roots go...leases run month-to-month in Norfolk."

The scene changes to a montage inside the coal mine.

"You check up on him lately?" Voodoo asks. "Your dad."

Date: 2016-05-23 01:04 am (UTC)
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A beat of silence, as Voodoo rubs his bearded chin.

"Pa kicked it a few years back. Heart attack just after I deployed to the Philippines. My sister called me up as soon as we made port."

A quick, one-shouldered shrug. "Got fat, dumb, and happy living off his shipyard pension. What can I say?"

Another beat.

"Ma's with Jason, my brother. They're weathering it out at his hunting cabin."

A quick smile.

"He was a Green Beanie, so I gotta talk some shit about him, but - if anyone could make it through this, it'd be him."

Date: 2016-05-23 06:32 am (UTC)
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Voodoo doesn't notice, not at first, but he happens to catch a glance at the lip-bite out of the corner of his eye.

"What's on your mind?"

As if to preempt any attempt at feigned ignorance, Voodoo claps her on the shoulder. "C'mon, Parker - you're wearing it on your sleeve, for Chrissake. What's up?"

Date: 2016-05-23 07:30 am (UTC)
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And now it's Rabbit's turn to shrug. "Hey, don't sweat it. We could all use some dumb bullshit like this once in a while."

"Yeah," Voodoo says. "Who knows, with the luck we're having, maybe Mother'll let us sleep in tomorrow."

"You wish."

It's all in good fun, but they get it. With how topsy-turvy the world has gone in only a few short weeks, it's good to have something to re-center on, to refresh your mind, so to speak. Otherwise - the bad starts to catch up with you, in ways you won't like.

On screen, Zoolander has a meeting with Mugatu that...doesn't go quite as expected. "Oh, great," Voodoo says. "I know what joke Rabbit's going to run into the ground this week."

Another shrug from Rabbit. "Can it really be run into the ground if it's a classic?"

"'Center for ants' this, 'center for ants' that - can't you use up your lame jokes on Brooke and the kids?"

"Then how would you know I loved you?"

Date: 2016-05-23 08:19 am (UTC)
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"She's got a point, Voodoo," Rabbit says. "No need to get so antsy about it."

Rabbit sees your pun, Lindianne, and matches it with an even lamer one!

Voodoo's groan sounds like one borne of years of suffering. "Fuck both of you."

Whatever banter was to proceed is quickly silenced by...a rather trippy brainwashing sequence.

"Talk about an interesting approach to operative training, huh?" Rabbit says.

Voodoo shakes his head. "80s hits might work on you, Rabbit, but you'd have to put on some metal to even get me thinking about getting in that chair."

Date: 2016-05-23 09:02 am (UTC)
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Of the three, Rabbit's reaction is the most priceless - his eyes boggle as he looks from Preacher to Voodoo and points to Parker, as though to say are you seeing this?

Voodoo, unfortunately for Parker, doesn't buy it for a second. Instead, he snorts and gently punches her shoulder. "Aw, c'mon, Parker, step your game up," he says. "Not even invoking any codenames? Weak. That's subconscious programming 101."

Meanwhile, on screen...

Date: 2016-05-23 07:52 pm (UTC)
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As the movie cuts to a walk-off between Hansel and Zoolander, Rabbit protests. "Hey, I didn't buy it, that look on your face was just freaking me out!"

"Bullshit," Voodoo says as the movie then cuts to a car interior, then a cemetery, then to Derek and Hansel talking it out. "You bought it like hundred-peso ass in Manila. Now shut up, the movie's still on."

"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?" Hansel asks.

"Why you been acting so messed up towards me?" Zoolander retorts.

"Well, you go first."

"I don't know. Maybe I felt a little threatened or something...'cause your career is kind of just blossoming...and mine's kind of winding down or whatever. And I felt like, 'this guy's really hurting me'...and it hurt. And I felt like when you told me to 'dere-lick' my balls...that really hurt."

"Maybe I was scared, man. You're Derek Zoolander!"

Date: 2016-05-23 11:13 pm (UTC)
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Voodoo shrugs. "Could be. I ain't talked to 'em much since we got here. Can't tell whether we spook 'em or they're just too busy."

"Maybe it's both," Rabbit says. "We got reputations. You should hear some of the things they say when they think I'm out of earshot."

"What'm I, in a sewing circle? Fuck the gossip."

At Parker's next statement, the SEALs exchange looks.

"Maybe SHD recruited a few Agents off the cover of Vogue," Rabbit says, gesturing to the flatscreen. "You hear the points they're making."

"I wouldn't if I were recruiting," Voodoo says as the movie cuts to a scene over tea. "Famous guys would cause problems."

Date: 2016-05-23 11:59 pm (UTC)
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Rabbit holds his hands up, shaking his head. "Married. No comment."

Voodoo catches the bar Lindianne tosses his way and unwraps it, saying a quick thanks before digging in. "People got a way of surprising you, but yeah, these dudes wouldn't-"

Whatever he's about to say next is interrupted by an impromptu orgy. He almost chokes on his next bite before swallowing it down, tucking the bar into a pocket, sticking his index and middle fingers in his mouth, and wolf-whistling as loud as he can.

"Yeah!" he shouts, grinning as he claps. "Geddit!"

Date: 2016-05-24 01:40 am (UTC)
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Voodoo laughs it off, gesturing to the screen as it cuts to the next scene. "What, I can't be happy for her? Talk about breaking a dry spell-"

Preacher smirks and shakes his head as Rabbit hides his head in his hands and laughs along with Lindianne. "Christ, Voodoo, you've got no filter, do you?"

"I call 'em like I see 'em." He chuckles, shoulders shaking as he settles down, nudging Lindianne with an elbow. "It's okay, Parker. Fun part's over, you can look up now."

Date: 2016-05-24 03:45 am (UTC)
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"Faye? Maybe," Rabbit says as the scene shifts yet again.

"But Mother? Nah," Voodoo says, shaking his head. "I don't think he's been to the movies since Three Kings came out."

Rabbit nods. "That's a lifer for you. But he's a hell of a shooter."

"When he dies, the Navy won't bury him," Voodoo says as the movie cuts to a scene inside Ballstein's office. "They'll just take a pair of jumper cables, jumpstart his heart, and give him a CAR-15 and a Zodiac. He'll take it from there."
Edited Date: 2016-05-24 03:46 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-05-24 05:25 am (UTC)
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The next scene probably won't do much to win her over, but at least they're not beating on it anymore.

Voodoo grunts, looking over to Rabbit. "If you showed this to a twidget, would they laugh, bitch, or both?"

"Dunno," Rabbit replies. "Laugh at the iMac, bitch at the way they're treating it? Don't ever get stuck watching Swordfish with electronic warfare guys."

And now the movie moves onto the fashion show proper, complete with breakdance fighting. Yes, breakdance fighting. Voodoo groans, resting his head in one hand. "Oh, for the love of - just shoot 'im."

Date: 2016-05-24 06:21 am (UTC)
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"We could do it," Voodoo says. "One of us goes cuckoo for coca puffs, the others kill the bad guys while they're busy bustin' a gut laughing?"

His train of thought is interrupted by what is quite possibly the worst misunderstanding of computer technology ever put on film.

"-oh Jesus." He shakes his head. "These guys - there's boot stupid, then there's this."

The film's antagonist seems to share his frustration!

"-did he just stop a fuckin' shuriken with a duckface?"

Date: 2016-05-24 06:52 am (UTC)
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Whatever else it may be, it'll be a memorable face, that much is for sure.

Rabbit lean in to whisper to Lindianne. "'Center for ants'. Bet I can get it on the air on our next op."

After one last scene, the credits start rolling!

"Fuuuuck," Voodoo says. "That was so dumb I don't even think I can be mad at it for it."

Date: 2016-05-24 07:39 am (UTC)
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Voodoo rolls his eyes, but it's hard to deny the smile on his face. "As if. I voted for 127 Hours."

"Yeah, dude cuts his arm off with a Leatherman, that'll get morale up-"

"Who said anything about morale? It's a good fuckin' movie-"

"Oh, please, if I wanted to watch James Franco cry for 90 minutes I'd whack him with a newspaper-"

The argument is ended as quickly as it began by the approach of Mother from the direction of the Situation Room. What civilians haven't cleared out make way for him as he walks over to Lindianne and his boys, helmet tucked under his arm. AFO Neptune hasn't been in the city a month, and already the stress of almost non-stop ops is wearing on him - the bags under his eyes seem to grow larger every day.

"Bring it in," he says, beckoning them over. "School circle."

Date: 2016-05-24 08:17 am (UTC)
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Mother snorts as the SEALs gather round. "If only someone would tell the Rikers. Between Torch, Keller, and WarrenGate, keeping up with their signals traffic is like trying to track a greased-up pinball in a washing machine."

In response to her question, Mother shakes his head. "No. Not yet. And it's got Faye and me worried."

He looks to the other SEALs before continuing. "It's the LMB," he says. "They're in a holding pattern, and we can't tell why. Radio intercepts don't point to anything out of the ordinary, but they're not trying to expand like they should be, and we can't get patrols close enough to find out why. We haven't even caught them in a firefight for the past few days, with either the Rikers or the Cleaners. Unless something's happened to Bliss - which we can't tell, one way or another - it feels wrong."

He idly rubs at the bridge of his nose. "Long story short, we've got a whole lot of radio chatter and no viable targets. We're wasted on presence patrols, but there's nothing else for us to do outside the wire. So take this time to clean and maintain your gear. Take this time to train. Take this time to rest up."

He looks to each of them in turn.

"Be ready for anything. The JTF's in a dangerous place right now - strong enough to play with the big boys, weak enough to get wiped off Manhattan if someone plays their cards right. Keep your go-bags by your racks."

Then, a simple nod.

"Dismissed."

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